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# ^_^


Sunshine, Sunshine,
Your sadness won't last.
Who could be depressed,
When the Sun shines out your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# houpla!
aw
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
That'll cheer him up, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I could be very unhappy about that
after all, think of the ringburn!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# well i just sat in a freezer for 12 hours with no trousers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# sounds like a cure and a half
shine on, you crazy diamond!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# A diamond geezer
stuck up't North with all us grim Northern folk and't local chippy with't chips on a barm cake.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# et cetera.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# i went to tesco
and a basket attacked me and now my leg is swollen. Think yourself lucky!!!

Also are you still coming next week? If so, you'd better not still be sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# morning!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# hello!
how are you and the beastie?
Oh and Bella, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# beastie is good!
he's watching the liverpool match... on in a mo and bella is luverly!
rich says did you put your netsex username into the wrong messenger system? I have NO IDEA what he is on about sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# i think
he's trying to be funny. And failing as usual!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# he says.....
you can't be funny and funny looking and at least he'll always have his height!
i'm sorry he says he will cut my connection if i don't tell you!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# that
doesn't half sound like a threat

you need to pick the basket that doesn't have a wicked look in it's eye ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# it was awful :(
and i have a bruise alreadyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# arnica cream
shall be your saviour.
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# a threat...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# definitely
i shall be forced to cheer him up otherwise you see.
And that involves lots of Europop and happy hardcore..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# i should be
i'm not sure if my good friend lauren is coming too, probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# good
i've no idea who Lauren is, but I'm sure we will all be saddened by her possible absence
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
#
*poem would be here if I could be bothered*
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# i'll make a picture for this:
ginger cat clyde was fast asleep
his master set off with a silent creep
down to the pet stores having a swim
was a new pet fish waiting for him
paid four pound then travelled back home
where clyde the cat was waiting alone
'i have a new gift, a new friend to play'
clyde was excited and started to say,
'another cat, that's my fondest wish!'
but was surprised when he discovered the fish

'so mr fish, this is your last hour,
before for my dinner, it's you i'll devour'
and then at his belly, clyde started to poke
then the fish muttered, 'are you having a joke?
you hate the water, you'll never catch me
you're made for land, i'm made for sea
when you give it a try, you'll see i'm too fast
great stamina too, you'll never last'

fuming and angry, clyde lunged for the tank
jumped right in, and immedietly sank
'help me!' cried clyde 'help! get me out!'
his master was alerted by his loud booming shout
'silly cat' said his master 'leave fish alone'
he knew he was talking but could just here him moan
when his master left, clyde approached his new friend
'just you see, till your laughter i end'

hour after hour, day after day
clyde kept thinking of another way
to catch the fish and have it to eat
and then enjoy his enemy's defeat
behind the tank there lay a blue shade
to block the sun, his master had made
so clyde hid behind it, until fish came out
and then dunk his hand in and let out a shout,

but the fish ran away off down the street
and probably died in the blistering heat
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# that's rather lovely
but a bit sad for the little fishie
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
that's rather excellent woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# i thought this was kaiser at first!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# I'm
flattered. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# kaiserphant
certainly a bloke to own a giant lighting hefalump
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Heeey
I like
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# how
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)