the terrible poetric adventures of clyde the cat, #3when cat woke up
surrounded by pup
he asked, 'what the deuss is going on?'
'no cats allowed'
the chief dog said proud
and so we want you gone
on his way out the street
a mouse he did meet
and was inches away from a meal
but the mouse shouted 'wait!,
i can help you mate.
i know how you feel.'
'many moons have passed,
since we were,' mouse gasped,
'thrown out of this very same road.
but on my genius bask
and wear this dog mask
and speak in puppy code!'
so in his disguise
and speaking lies
clyde woofed and he barked and he howled
and in his new form
he sat on the dog lawn
as anywhere was allowed
but a passing shrew
who happened to knew
'pon conversations with the mouse
the truth about clyde
and how he had lied
and so went to dog house
'the dog in the yard
he should be barred
he's really just a cat'
shrew told the dogs
and they put on their clogs
and killed clyde with a cricket bat.
(surrounded by pup
he asked, 'what the deuss is going on?'
'no cats allowed'
the chief dog said proud
and so we want you gone
on his way out the street
a mouse he did meet
and was inches away from a meal
but the mouse shouted 'wait!,
i can help you mate.
i know how you feel.'
'many moons have passed,
since we were,' mouse gasped,
'thrown out of this very same road.
but on my genius bask
and wear this dog mask
and speak in puppy code!'
so in his disguise
and speaking lies
clyde woofed and he barked and he howled
and in his new form
he sat on the dog lawn
as anywhere was allowed
but a passing shrew
who happened to knew
'pon conversations with the mouse
the truth about clyde
and how he had lied
and so went to dog house
'the dog in the yard
he should be barred
he's really just a cat'
shrew told the dogs
and they put on their clogs
and killed clyde with a cricket bat.
Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:07,
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now that's a very sad poemand that makes me a very saaaad paaaaanda
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:08,
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*wipes tear from eye*That's so sad.
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whelkboy is old now, you see,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:11,
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now i am confuzzledi cant find the first and only post i made before this one. And when i look for it the messageboard seems to go round a never ending circle. NTL broadband is fucked up.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13,
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(why do message boards run so slow for me?, Sun 9 Nov, 14:13, Reply)(was it because i lied when I was 17?, Sun 9 Nov, 14:15, Reply)
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:15,
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Nice pic, sad poemwoo
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:18,
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