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You're 21 and you have big boobies!

I hate you. ;o)
ps could you teach me how to play guitar without killing my doggies?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)

i'm 21, but my boobies are tiny

damn penis

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

mine are

HUGE

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stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

boob fight?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)

BOOB FIGHT!!!

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)

my moobs will crush your puny

nip hillocks

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

ah but apparently

boobs are as sensitive as nadges, so having bigger ones can lead to very painful car crashes

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

though interesting I fail to see how this will help you defeat my man boob

attack.

Victory is mine.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

ah but if we were to boob duel

like they did ingrease with those head on car chicken games, victory would be mine mwah mwah mwah mwah

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

but we aren't

nor shall we
ever
I win

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

i submit

the boob battle is over, the boob wars have begun

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

Mwahahaha

bow down before me

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

I really think

that I would be the winner

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

I'm not sure you were

invited

you can be the umpire

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

thats not fair

only cos you know you'd loooooooooooooooooooose

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

yes that's why

but as it is my fight I make the rules

you can also provide refreshemnts and occasional commentry - not too much though

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

Easy:

load your guitar with blanks. It'll be easier on the furniture too.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

I could try to -

But all I can play on the guitar is Auld Lang Syne - which is really handy for about 15 minutes per year....

Yeah I'm 21 with big boobs - but some men have informed me that they prefer smaller ones :( Not a lot I can do about that!!!!!!!!

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

Then if you have tiny boobies they're

never interested in you.
Can't win either way.
I hang about with zombies because they are interested in my brains rather than my body. lol

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)

Hmmmm yeah

but they aren't as fit as men :D

Men eh..

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

you have nice curtains...

prolly nice tits too..

wanna go for a beer?

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Lord_Munkee, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)