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working now?? Sorry to start the thread thingy but i didnt want to waste someone elses thingy

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)

SLEEEEEEEVES

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stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)

Colllllllllllllllllars

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)

huh??

dont get it

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)

You're 21 and you have big boobies!

I hate you. ;o)
ps could you teach me how to play guitar without killing my doggies?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)

i'm 21, but my boobies are tiny

damn penis

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

mine are

HUGE

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stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

boob fight?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)

BOOB FIGHT!!!

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)

my moobs will crush your puny

nip hillocks

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

ah but apparently

boobs are as sensitive as nadges, so having bigger ones can lead to very painful car crashes

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

though interesting I fail to see how this will help you defeat my man boob

attack.

Victory is mine.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

ah but if we were to boob duel

like they did ingrease with those head on car chicken games, victory would be mine mwah mwah mwah mwah

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

but we aren't

nor shall we
ever
I win

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

i submit

the boob battle is over, the boob wars have begun

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

Mwahahaha

bow down before me

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

I really think

that I would be the winner

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

I'm not sure you were

invited

you can be the umpire

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

thats not fair

only cos you know you'd loooooooooooooooooooose

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

yes that's why

but as it is my fight I make the rules

you can also provide refreshemnts and occasional commentry - not too much though

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

Easy:

load your guitar with blanks. It'll be easier on the furniture too.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

I could try to -

But all I can play on the guitar is Auld Lang Syne - which is really handy for about 15 minutes per year....

Yeah I'm 21 with big boobs - but some men have informed me that they prefer smaller ones :( Not a lot I can do about that!!!!!!!!

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

Then if you have tiny boobies they're

never interested in you.
Can't win either way.
I hang about with zombies because they are interested in my brains rather than my body. lol

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)

Hmmmm yeah

but they aren't as fit as men :D

Men eh..

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

you have nice curtains...

prolly nice tits too..

wanna go for a beer?

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Lord_Munkee, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

the thing is

starting a new thread knocks someone else's off the bottom of the page.

It's generally considered more polite to hijack an existing thread, although preferably not as the first reply.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

I know it does :(

And I didn't want to but I didn't want to take over the thread about the new baby - hope I can be forgiven!!!

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

nice excuse.

Of course, you posted before that thread actually started.

You would've been hijacking the thread below, but never mind, eh.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

There is a thread about the pregnancy test below, too

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matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)

ah, so there is.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

yeah leave her alone you bully...

or she might never come here again an theres few enuf "ladies" on here never mind ones with large erm.. thingies. (sorry louise)

(Captain Slasher, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

hehe it's OK

thanks for sticking up for me!!

And I'm still pretty new so I should automatically be let off AND I apologised at the time :)

I liked being called a lady too!!

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

*wonders if he knows about Dr. Phil*

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fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

why?

what should we know??

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

she's the dude

basically..

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Lord_Munkee, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

oops, i'll get my coat..

i just worked it out DUH!

reminds me of gerry ? sadowitz's fav.reponse to hecklers...

(Captain Slasher, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

Well the thread below was about the pregnancy test -

and it;s done now anyway so lets not make Louise cry eh?

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

anyway more seriously

what sort of music teacher you becoming? secondary?
primary?
tertiary (somebody kill me, kill me now)

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

hehehehe

secondary (hopefully)

And I'm loving it!! I feel all important right now cos I have things to mark :)

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

you're craaaaazy

those kids are monsters, i got one friend becoming a history teacher and one a maths. Rather you than me :)

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

Well my housemates are doing primary courses

and they have problems like kids bringing in dog poo and trying to eat it, or crying and wetting themselves - I just have to deal with teenage angst and 'this is soooooo boring'

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)

yeah i'm considering primary school :)

at least they don't try and beat you wityh things at primary schools, or insult your mum

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

you' be surprised..

my hosuemate got called a mother f*cking slag by a 6 year old girl :S

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

so true, but bigger boys are harsher, having experienced both, briefly

you can make a bigger difference to primary school kids behaviour, some of the kids at secondary are too far gone already :(

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

Well I haven't experienced igger boys yet :D

My first placement is at a girls school so I just have to deal with sicth form boys - who generally are OK cos they want to be at school :)

We'll see how I get along with 14 year old horrid little boys with bumfluff

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

hmmmm boys with flava

what instruments do you specialise in anyway

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

french horn piano and violin

I can teach all brass and strings but sound a bit rubbish on some of them!!!

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

they do

and more

plus they piss on people and things from time to time

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

I would kill you

but I can't be bothered

drowning is relatively easy to do at home apparently

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

But it's impossible to drown yourself

well - unless you used a prop I suppose....

I wouldn't want to drown though - would be like the feeling you get when running up a steep hill in Sheffield and feel like your lungs will explode - or is that just unfit me :)

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

apparently you have

lovely hallucinations.

A prop would be required but suicide and tool making are two of the main attractions of being human.

And roast pork.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

so is it working?

No-one has said yes or no yet ?

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)

ewll its different from what it was earlier

you have added 2 pictures right? not that i'm profile stalking you ...... or anything......

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

i tried to put pictures up and it wouldnt work before

are they there now?

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

yes

and you have the same bed clothes as my ex girlfriend 100% of not very interesting FACT*

*Fact value later prooven to be far less than the original quote

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

its just my dressing gown

cos I didn't think it was very appropriate when i was nekkid :)

And the dressing gown was an xmas pressie from me mum so no its not very sexy :)

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

I meant your bed clothes

as in your shet but now I realise I meant your cutains - I'm a bit confused really

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

hehehe

Ok well I'm in halls of residence so they aren't my curtains just the standard ones they use :)

but never mind eh :D

And bed clothes could have meant sheets so if you really had meant that then you would have almost been right anyway ... :S

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

actually it might have been her curtains when she was in halls

I'm not usually that sure about soft furnishings really

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

so really

you were just trying to think of something to say :D

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

Only in so far as

I recognised the patten

I have little difficulty in banging on aany old rubbish

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

so we've heard

.....

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Lord_Munkee, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

you could have done it up

deary me

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

I should have put on a polo neck

so you wouldn't have seen any flesh really then shouldnt I :)

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

i have an extreme phobia towards skin

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

oh dear

i really shouldn't put up the naked one then should i :D

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

wouldn't argue!

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Lord_Munkee, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

yes

yes u should

/perv

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

one web cam type picture and one

ball type picture, yup. you need to get your head stuck on a kitten paint style

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

I wouldn't know

where to start :)

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

how about here

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

hmmmm...

you could have found a better pic of me hehehe

(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

for me this is very good

edit: i seem incapable of using my eyes to read today, temporaily dyslexic

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)