theres not enough pictures of Neil from back in the good ol' days

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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:53,
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Does anyone remember a song (and who was the artist/group?) with the lyric:
"I'd rather slide down a 10 foot razor blade using my private parts as a brake, than have Pat Sharpe's hair..."
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:55,
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"I'd rather slide down a 10 foot razor blade using my private parts as a brake, than have Pat Sharpe's hair..."
No doubt that will do my head in for the rest of the
Tony Hart used to do stuff from beginning to end.
Buchanan uses a Blue Peter-style "here's the next bit I got someone else to do" approach.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:58,
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Buchanan uses a Blue Peter-style "here's the next bit I got someone else to do" approach.
but who would win in a fight?
Neil would probably fight dirty and squirt glue in Tonys eyes, or some such underhand tactic
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00,
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Neil would probably fight dirty and squirt glue in Tonys eyes, or some such underhand tactic
I thought that said 'squirt dirty glue in Tony's eyes'
Well, put my specs on or wash my brain out with soap and water.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:02,
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Well, put my specs on or wash my brain out with soap and water.
dirty glue would probably work better. Although Tony could get a "morph" model and forcibly shove it into Neils face
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:11,
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