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# if tesco made beards...


They'd be the wrong shape!
(Mikhail Gorbachev If only Chupa-Chups made dildos..., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# But they can get some things right
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# hehe,
thats ace. i just had a bad experience with tesco labels last week, and decided to make an ill-fitting beard!
(Mikhail Gorbachev If only Chupa-Chups made dildos..., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I think
it could probably do with some more of the black lines being removed really as that would give it the true Tesco Value kwality but I can't be arsed.
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# I noticed the other day
They actually sell Tesco Value lunchboxes. What sort of a parent would send their kid to school with one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# one with no money
maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Yay
Arrr! you made me laugh. 'tis large amounts of strangeness required to make that happen
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)