MAC DONALDSI worked on McD for 4 weeks :)
At the end of my final day i started ordered fake meals from the kitchen; like 'QP without meat and bread' and 'BigMac flurry with ice' :)
I also asked customers if they would like pee ('kiss' in swedish which sound like 'is' which is the swedish word for ice) in their coke. If they said something like 'What did you say?' I articulated the right question just to make them feel dumb.
That was a pretty good time. :)
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 22:42,
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At the end of my final day i started ordered fake meals from the kitchen; like 'QP without meat and bread' and 'BigMac flurry with ice' :)
I also asked customers if they would like pee ('kiss' in swedish which sound like 'is' which is the swedish word for ice) in their coke. If they said something like 'What did you say?' I articulated the right question just to make them feel dumb.
That was a pretty good time. :)
Old MacdonaldsChrist on a bike. I worked at the golden arches for 3 and a half years during holidays and weekends, about 10 years ago..
Yes I hated it.
I never got a star, as I refused to take a test to prove my knowledge of the temperature of boiling fat.
For a 3 week period I was 'in charge of the fries' I stank of fries, morning noon and night, and was greasy as all hell. I begged to do another job after 2 nights of nightmares being chased by giant yellow fries.
I was given childrens parties - a pretty good job, as you are away from the cooking (hot dangerous stuff). However there is nothing worse than 8yr old boys birthday parties. This one little shit kept coming up and stamping on my feet "You have to do exactly what I say!" and punching me.
A little later, when I was bringing a tray full of drinks, he ran over and punched me in the nuts.
'Unfortnately' this resulted in me dropping all the drinks on the little bastard - cola, milkshake, orange juice. I wasn't asked to do them after that.
There are many more stories I could give, but I am a little uncertain of libel laws, and no, I haven't eaten their food since my third day there.
(Yes I hated it.
I never got a star, as I refused to take a test to prove my knowledge of the temperature of boiling fat.
For a 3 week period I was 'in charge of the fries' I stank of fries, morning noon and night, and was greasy as all hell. I begged to do another job after 2 nights of nightmares being chased by giant yellow fries.
I was given childrens parties - a pretty good job, as you are away from the cooking (hot dangerous stuff). However there is nothing worse than 8yr old boys birthday parties. This one little shit kept coming up and stamping on my feet "You have to do exactly what I say!" and punching me.
A little later, when I was bringing a tray full of drinks, he ran over and punched me in the nuts.
'Unfortnately' this resulted in me dropping all the drinks on the little bastard - cola, milkshake, orange juice. I wasn't asked to do them after that.
There are many more stories I could give, but I am a little uncertain of libel laws, and no, I haven't eaten their food since my third day there.
Geej,
Tue 11 Nov 2003, 9:59,
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I worked in Burger King for a year when I was 16My friend and I used to turn up for our evening shifts pretty drunk. We once couldn't be bothered to mop the floor properly at the end of an evening, so we made up an extra strong solution of Flash and poured it over the floor. It had to be cleaned again the following morning (not by us I hasten to add).
My friend also accidently put mayonnaise in the shake machine, so customers were served strawberry and chocolate flavour mayonnaise. We only had one complaint though...
And I got a written warning for telling someone to go to MacDonalds if they wanted a banana milskshake.
It was like letting the fucking Chuckle Brothers loose in Burger King.
(My friend also accidently put mayonnaise in the shake machine, so customers were served strawberry and chocolate flavour mayonnaise. We only had one complaint though...
And I got a written warning for telling someone to go to MacDonalds if they wanted a banana milskshake.
It was like letting the fucking Chuckle Brothers loose in Burger King.
thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Tue 11 Nov 2003, 13:23,
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"in charge of the fries"shirley, a better title would be-
lord of the fries
(lord of the fries
manolith hooray for me,
Tue 11 Nov 2003, 14:49,
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'Lord of the Fries''Good one centurion,
Although the still present scars up and down my arms and legs from splashed boiling fat don't make it quite so funny.
Oh and the joy of playing with fat.
It comes wrapped in plastic, but in a cardboard box. So you have a big lump of solid fat to play with... A total bastard to clear up.
Oh the smell, just thinking of it make me want to gag..
(Although the still present scars up and down my arms and legs from splashed boiling fat don't make it quite so funny.
Oh and the joy of playing with fat.
It comes wrapped in plastic, but in a cardboard box. So you have a big lump of solid fat to play with... A total bastard to clear up.
Oh the smell, just thinking of it make me want to gag..
Geej,
Tue 11 Nov 2003, 17:12,
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