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# valentines are bollocks
you can stick them up your arse
I'd rather have a kronenbourg
in a litre glass
(I helped save b3ta! jdtg06, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:41, archived)
# i didn't even get a pancake
but now i just don't care
because today i saw a clock
that dances on th' h'r
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:42, archived)
# .....
A clock like that, so wondrous
and such a funny shape
It more than ample compensation
for missing out on crepes!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:47, archived)
# ....
A Kronenbourg is well and good,
Although it makes you fatter
Drink it and your waistline bloats to
Seize-cents soixante-quatre!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)
# your ryhme was very funny
it made me laugh out loud
now my keyboards very wet
from my coughed up beer cloud
(I helped save b3ta! jdtg06, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Vodka not beer's the drink for me
Once I start I cannot stop
But whilst at work I'll stick to tea
Or I'll forget how to Photoshop
(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:27, archived)
# ...
When you're feeling down
although cocain is quicker
it's easier I've found
to fill the void with liquor
(OtaKuno, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:28, archived)