the alt text is sooooooooooooooooo bigit just keeps flickering and i can't read it
Like the pic though
(Like the pic though
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:15,
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It's:The following text serves no purpose other than to waste your time. I'm going to type quite a lot here (I hope) and I have no idea when I'll stop. However, I promise you that I have indeed typed it all in persoanally. All, that is, except for the following bit which I cut and pasted:Try patting your head and rubbing your tummy simultaneously too. However, I did type that 30 seconds ago in an MSN message so I think it's fair that I get away with this minor cheat. I don't know about you guys, but I'm incredibly bored (and quite tired). So what's your excuse? Indeed, I am very tired cos I had a really long day yesterday, it's wet outside and I can't be arsed to do anything active that might wake me up. In fact I may even bugger off for a snooze shortly. Obviously I'll finish typing this inane babble and post it to the board first. Mind you, thinking about it, you have no idea when I started writing this. For all you know I could've started writing this post hours ago and had indeed broken off in the middle to have a quick nap. I haven't, but you don't know that unless I tell you. Hmmm, how about a quick test of my trustworthiness? Mention in your reply (if any) to this post whether you believe me when I say I didn't break off for a snooze whilst typing this hideously long scrawl. I wonder how long this will end up being... I imagine it's fairly long already, but I'm not going to preview the post and find out because that would be cheating and I want to put as much in as I can be bothered to at the first go. If it turns out that it's not very long after all, then that'll be a shame, but that's all. Secretly though I'm hoping to match one of Quelabra's alt text efforts. He really is the master at filling up space with mad stuff. However, I reckon he cheats and has it all ready before posting. I think he even sometimes just copes and pastes it from other places. If he does, I'll forgive him though, cos he's a nice bloke and b3ta isn't a competition (except for the weekly ones in the newsletter that is). Wow, I didn't think I'd mange to write so much about Quelabra. Not entirely sure what that says about me. Or him, for that matter. Still, I've managed to waste a few more precious seconds typing bollocks - are any of you still reading this? Hee hee, I hope you are :) Well, I think that might be enough for now. I don't want to go overboard with it, do I? Besides, my friend on MSN should be back shortly and I can get back to irritating them with my inane babble. Thanks for reading, I think you'll find it was worthwhile in the end.
( King Ralph is drunk,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:18,
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I don't believe you.I can't help feeling that it wasn't all worthwhile.
/SM
(/SM
Samsonite,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:20,
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That's a liethe alt text is nothing like that *evil grin*
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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:22,
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i'm not reading all thatdo you think i'm at work or something?
( new_matt,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:22,
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