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# I had a flatmate who didn't like washing up
so each week he bought a magazine and used a double page as his plate for each meal, turning to a new page each day.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# genius!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# inventive!
what magazine did he use?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# It might taste better if he used
Good Food magazine?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Big Creamy Soap Tit Wank Weekly
of course ... what other publication is there for the discerning gentleman?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# playin wit swear filter
cranberry watermelon shit
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I used to hate washing socks,
but luckily there was a stall on my way to work which sold 7 pairs for £3.50.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I'm sure
I went to uni with you after that one :

There was a guy called Mo - couldn't be arsed to wash socks, so kept buyig new pairs - ended up with about 3 months supply I think
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Poundland
Poundland do 4 pairs for £1. Woo! That new sock feeling every day.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)
# how
much?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# ...
I think that's the single advantage of going to Uni in Stoke-on-trent...
When my sink was full of washing up(a sink in every room!) I just went out and bought more plates/mugs/bowls from the plentiful supply of china seconds shops...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Washsocks wanksocks
I once caught an old flatmate of mine wiping his spuzz up with one of my socks after he'd had a hand-shandy. I got my own back by jizzing on his girlfriend's skirt. She wasn't wearing it at the time, unfortunately.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I have a friend who cooks socks
har har har
(, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# what did he use for cutlery?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# My Housemate didn't like washing up either...
He just left his plates everywhere... and i really couldn't be arsed to wash them. But soon enough he won the war... I did wash his plates for him...
with the assistance of my own urine
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)