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# Flatmate from Smell
I once shared a house with someone, let's call him 'Adey' who only cooked pasta and served it with ketchup, used to blow his nose on the drying-up cloth (which I only found out 3 weeks after he moved in) and never washed the dishes (hence the nose blowing on the drying-up cloth). He also had a lovely habit of 'hocking up a good lung oyster' and spitting into the nearest mug ot glass whilst he was watching television. During a particularly bad cold he filled a pint glass. Nice. He also asked me after 3 months of living there, where the immersion heater switch was because he wanted a bath.....
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# arse
if you think thats bad I lived with someone - lets call him 'Lee King' - who actually wiped his arse with the Tea Towell. watermelon knows why.. was just a lazy cranberry. I actually moved into his house so presumably he had always done it. Up til a certain point I always thought that everything in that kitchen tasted vaguely of Marmite.

Bastard
(dazron, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
# nonononono
that is not allowed to be the truth.
(Sybil 'n' Tess, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# well
i'm afraid it is the truth - i caught him doing it. He was just a lazy cranberry.

Is swearing turned off? why can't i say watermelon?
(dazron, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# shit works
watermelon, zeppelin, cranberry, happy baby orangutan, don't. Bollocks would appear to be acceptable as well. Oh happy day.
(Dr Hiss, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Swearing?
There's a swearbot here? SWEET! can i change it to stuff like on ZUG GAB?
(number 27-hunter, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# I once was Pobble.
That is all.
(Lizzle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Hmm...
happy baby orangutan, bastard, twatty, fucking, arse-biscuits.

Guess it's not that bullet-proof then 8)

Bet it can't filter out Knob-Splint.

Thought not 8D
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# swearing
when was swearing turned off?

it was more funny here when it was allowed
(dazron, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# no it fucking wasnt
this is sillier and more twattastic (get that) imaine having tour-shitting-ettes... watermelon shit arse wank telephone buggery
(chrismuzz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# ooh, it worked... some more...
w a n k e r = happy baby orangutan
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# an attempt
f u c k = watermelon
c u n t = cranberry
t w a t = zeppelin

it may be cleverer than i suspect though, in which case this will look like a very silly post
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# an apt tent
Ah, the great taste of cranberry...
(I helped save b3ta! pHile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)