you can get that in the Ukyou lazy arse
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Roxy_Hart is so so old,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 18:25,
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YeahBut I want to be involved in a drug smuggling cartel. With drug mules.
( Mullet Over,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 18:27,
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i'm thinking about smuggling mulesinto the country using large containers of drugs
( Roxy_Hart is so so old,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 18:32,
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think aboutthe proctology bills though...
OH MYeeeee...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 18:37,
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algerian customsrecently killed about 20 donkeys because moroccans and algerians had a cunning racket going.
they were loading them up with contraband of some unspecified (at least to me) description. they included a walkman (or more likely an MP3 player set on loop) saying kip kip (their version of giddyup or yarr or gertcha) over and over again and put the headphones over the donkeys ears. they then pointed the donkey in the direction of the border and set it going.
i'm not kidding.
i still reckon a carrot dangling just in front of their head would have been cheaper.
i know, i've a funny way of sodding off, but i'm definitely gone now. bye again everyone
(they were loading them up with contraband of some unspecified (at least to me) description. they included a walkman (or more likely an MP3 player set on loop) saying kip kip (their version of giddyup or yarr or gertcha) over and over again and put the headphones over the donkeys ears. they then pointed the donkey in the direction of the border and set it going.
i'm not kidding.
i still reckon a carrot dangling just in front of their head would have been cheaper.
i know, i've a funny way of sodding off, but i'm definitely gone now. bye again everyone
atomboy,
Mon 17 Nov 2003, 18:52,
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