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they's found

on the biscuits aisle in my local spar

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

There was actually a protracted court case about this,

being that cakes are subject to VAT, whereas biscuits aren't. McVities lost, and it led to the closure of their factory in Burnage. FACT!

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

I'm going to invent a Fact Cannon™

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

it's already been invented

you just have to make it.

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Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

At the time of writing

it was in the process of invention.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

H.M. Customs and Excise can be cranberry*

*Although I'm still toying with the idea of applying for a job as a Customs Officer

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

i would

mmmm, contraband!

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Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

to steal drugs

(and cakes)?

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

To be honest

I was thinking about generally being a miserable jobsworth at people.

I'm good at that sort of thing.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

all confiscated drugs are burnt

however, the time period over which they are, and the exact method are a mystery. i always picture a giant furnace feeding a few wasted customs officials as they all get mashed out there brains :)

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Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

exactly.

see my problem? it's all toooo stressful!

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Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

Tell them they're wrong.

Ring them up, right now. If they're not open, leave the phone ringing until they are.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

i have a mate who works there

i'll get him to switch them surreptitiously

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)