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# An almost empty bottle of
orange fizz, an almost empty bottle of pepsi max and a half full bottle of plain soda.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# plain soda?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# carbonated water.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Damn Americans!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# I am NOT
fucking American! I'm a bloody convict!

I just have no idea what poms call "soda pop". We usually call it by the brand name or "soda water" if it's just plain carbonated water or "mineral water" if the manufacture is being a happy baby orangutan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# hey hey hey
don't knock american 'till you've tried it.

and..... baby orangutang?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# Apparently
happy baby orangutans are prone to masturbation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# ah.
the board turns w.a.n.k.e.r. into emotionally elevated primates?

edit: cripes, changed, for it did it to me! utter insanity.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# ahhh...Aussie!
Sexy accent! Then I must apologise!

Fizzy stuff, I call pop!...dunno about anyone else, but it's pop to me!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
#
we call them fizzy drinks/water (honestly)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# What he said.
Of course I'm in the office at the moment and that's the contents of my bar fridge.

My fridge at home has margerine, caramel icecream, chili paste, mustard, lemon juice, lime juice, leftover pizza, one of those breakfast-in-a-box drinks, some lemon soda and more pepsi max, erm and assorted junk that belongs to my two housemates.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# i was thinking plane soda.
then it would be flat.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# But the bottle wouldn't be!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# no. hmm.
it's a conundrum.

(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# No, it's pop
not Countdown!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# ahem.
*soda*

not pop. most emphatically not pop.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Agreed.
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# disagreed
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# *swat swat swat*
no dissenters! we will not tolerate it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# You should mix them and
make rocket fuel
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# And snort it!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# I tried snorting coke once
but the bubbles got up my nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# Where did you expect them to go?
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# well, since he's on the bottom of the world...
maybe up his...

/um, forget I said that :-S
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# /sigh
Irritated my nose. Is that better?

It's humour, god damn it! It's not funny if you have to explain it to simpering idiots!

/throws hands in the air in disgust and storms off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Aw don't be like that
I was only foolin'
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)