watermelon me. How much info do you need to learn to hang yourself?For anyone surfing the internet for tips on suicide, here is a near foolproof, swift, and practically painless method.
You need:
One bottle of whisky (2 if you have a high alcohol tolerance)
Gaffer/duck tape.
plug socket timer.
Any plug lead from a stereo or kettle.
wire strippers.
First, strip the insulation from the non plug end of the wire.
Put the plug socket timer in a plug. Set it to come live in about 3 hours time.
Plug the stereo lead into the plug timer.
Gaffer tape the exposed wires from the kettle/stereo lead to your hand. Make it nice and secure.
Drink your whisky till losing consciousness, and say goodnight for ever.
edit: best to check the fuse in your timer. 13 amp a minimum, and some of the newer models have a circuit breaker in there that will merely leave you scorched, and not dead. Make sure its a cheapy.
(You need:
One bottle of whisky (2 if you have a high alcohol tolerance)
Gaffer/duck tape.
plug socket timer.
Any plug lead from a stereo or kettle.
wire strippers.
First, strip the insulation from the non plug end of the wire.
Put the plug socket timer in a plug. Set it to come live in about 3 hours time.
Plug the stereo lead into the plug timer.
Gaffer tape the exposed wires from the kettle/stereo lead to your hand. Make it nice and secure.
Drink your whisky till losing consciousness, and say goodnight for ever.
edit: best to check the fuse in your timer. 13 amp a minimum, and some of the newer models have a circuit breaker in there that will merely leave you scorched, and not dead. Make sure its a cheapy.
Dr Nick Riviera,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:23,
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there's a nice thingto see first thing in the morning.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:28,
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well, it's how to commit suicide.and on that note, i'm going to see my doctor to get a new prescription of anti-depressants.
huzzah.
(huzzah.
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:31,
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it was the anti depressants that lead me to come up with the above. Dr Nick Riviera,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:36,
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living in Wales,there are plenty of nice high places for me to jump off.
urm.
gotta go.
(urm.
gotta go.
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:38,
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I couldnt do that.I'd change my mind half way down.
( Dr Nick Riviera,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:42,
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its like the Jam thingwhere the bloke throws himself from a first floor window 20 times. Much safer than a 20th floor window once. At least you can change your mind.
( Dr Nick Riviera,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:10,
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I love anti-depressantsthey form the basis of my diet. Along with food.
and brandy
(and brandy
dotmund .co.uk,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:50,
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If you ask mebest to tape the live to one hand and the neutral to the other.
( HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:00,
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