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# pissed'imself.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# out of interest
how do you clean piss out of a matress as i got a little drunk the other night and bla bla bla you know what happened
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Use jam
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# burn it
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I have to agree here.
I suggest you get some plastic sheets while purchasing your new matress too.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# i do
cos it was me who pissed on you
:P
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Bleach?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# flip
it over :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# piss all over the rest of it
and pretend it was always that colour.

similar thing works for blood stains
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# your piss is red?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Beetroot is a funny vegetable like that.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# yes,
do you have a problem with that?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# no
but it is lumpy
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)