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# something else i drew
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# pissed'imself.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# out of interest
how do you clean piss out of a matress as i got a little drunk the other night and bla bla bla you know what happened
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Use jam
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# burn it
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I have to agree here.
I suggest you get some plastic sheets while purchasing your new matress too.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# i do
cos it was me who pissed on you
:P
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Bleach?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# flip
it over :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# piss all over the rest of it
and pretend it was always that colour.

similar thing works for blood stains
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# your piss is red?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Beetroot is a funny vegetable like that.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# yes,
do you have a problem with that?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# no
but it is lumpy
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# You've met
my manager, then?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# that
is sheer brilliance!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Something Taught To Me By Life...
...never associate with people who insist on describing themselves as "crazy!" or some synonym thereof, for they are undoubtedly tedious and immature.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# very true

(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)