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# I once worked in the underwear section of M&S
boy was that fun... quite what women expected me to say when they asked my advice on things I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I notice nobody replied to this!
all off in dreamy lingerie wonderland...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# "No madam,
your tits look fantastic."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# hmm
I'm afraid your bum does look big in that extra-tiny-g-string
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# I still would
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# your point being?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# "May I suggest
a bikini wax might cut down on the pant mustache that appears to be forming."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)