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# #2

#1= here
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# hehe
fan-melon-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Genius,
Why are womans changing rooms right next to the underwear section?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# it's so that
when a woman goes into the changing room and realises that the flourescent lights pick out all the elastic as white dots (if she's wearing black) or make her pants look grey (if she's wearing white) she'll be shamed into buying new stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Its not,
its to embarass the men hanging round waiting for there gorlfriends to finish trying on clothes...still at least you get to sit on the seat in the shoe department.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# the best feeling in the world
is sitting on those seats after a hard day's following your missus round the shops
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# just
because you can't wank over them in public ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I once worked in the underwear section of M&S
boy was that fun... quite what women expected me to say when they asked my advice on things I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I notice nobody replied to this!
all off in dreamy lingerie wonderland...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# "No madam,
your tits look fantastic."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# hmm
I'm afraid your bum does look big in that extra-tiny-g-string
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# I still would
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# your point being?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# "May I suggest
a bikini wax might cut down on the pant mustache that appears to be forming."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# to give you
something pretty to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I like
these
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I'm trying to think of
more scenarios
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# how about the eternal struggle
between kitten and baby?
(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# hehe sounds familiar!
But I think I'll leave that to my chum with two kittens...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# How about
her parents visiting?
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Watching TV - soap vs sport, etc?
Driving
Going out on the piss with your mates.

I'm trying to think of it from the male point of view as I doubt you want the other version of events!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# ok
I'll have another think
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# That's very good
Very good indeed.

One question - If that is a hint of cleavage showing on the girlfriend, then given the distance from there to the bulges in her top, does she have quite the most prodigious pair of norks?
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# No
just a very unflattering cardigan
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Ah
No wonder she is out shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# That's just fabtastic
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Yay!
MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# ...
as I said...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# that girlfriend
has long boobs
(terminal24, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
#
I refer you to...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)