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# FUCKING zeppelin!
I'm the fucking IT manager and I sit near the door. Now normally that's not a problem, I just put on a smile when someone comes in and find out what they want. This morning was different. A lady rings the 'oi you!' bell and when I ask how I can help she says 'I'm xxx xxxx and I'm starting work here today.'

You're fucking what? No one told me! Do you need a computer? A login for the network? An email account?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggghhhhh fucking watermelony cranberry!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Isn't your job
to help people?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Oh course it is!
And it's a job I enjoy doing. Few things better in this world than taking someone who's positively livid with broken technology, holding their hand and leaving them smiling and happy. That's why I got into this work.

What gives me the right zeppelins though is when the boss hires someone and doesn't let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Bloody women.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# yeah
with their boobs and pantyliners!
pah!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# work?
schmucks
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# unlucky
i have been volunteered todo free tech support for a local special school for this whole year
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# When all else fails
visit here tardblog.com/ for a few moments of relief.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# That's the funniest thing
in the world. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)