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# This little bastard was trying to organise a party in my fridge!

he was trying to get the bottle of sauvignon in the door open when I caught him...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# good job you caught him
stick him in a blender, teach him a lesson
(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# if he runs away, chase him, I'm sure you'll
ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# That am the worst joke ever.
So why can't I stop laughing?

(Oh, it's the gas...)
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
#
oh well, I was really pleased with it.
I love shit puns though
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I think I might launch my own red wine,
and call it "White wine."
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# You could call it "extra pale red wine"
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# He sure does have a predy mouth
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# He's nice
Wonder if he's any relation to this little 'un

(Gothman, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# he wants to shag it.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)