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# They don't really exist
They're a mixture of CGI and Midgets in costumes so the Chinese government can reap millions in Panda-Aid packages*

*May be complete lie

Woo to the pic!

Edit: This was posted yesterday, it's got a baby Panda http://www.sandiegozoo.org/pandas/pandacam/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# those panda-ade drinks are foul
they all taste the same
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# You're buying the wrong ones
you should get pure Panda-ade, not Panda-ade made from frozen Panda concentrate
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# thats the problem with notliving in a big city
our supermarkets have crap stock
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Mmm. Freshly squeezed panda!
Evenin' all!

I went into school intending to kick ass and chew bubblegum today, and I was so ass-kicking I confiscated my own bubblegum and gave myself a detention. Woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Hehe
Evening! On that note it's freedom time for me and I'm off home, see y'all later
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Shift change
already?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# what do you teach?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# ass kicking
and bubble gum chewing by the sound of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# i was just deciding whether or not he fitted into one of the catagories
of teachers to hate...physics, PE and geography
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# How dare you hate physicists!
We're great we are!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Isn't that
'Life Skills' or somesuch?
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# The only subject worth teaching of course!
Secondary Science, with my speciality being Physics! Woo to science!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# you probably shouldn't read
my post up there then

(bad experiences with utterly incompetant physics teachers)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Non of that crap in my lessons.
We did watermelon off huge magnets in my lesson last week, trials of strength and allsorts. Admittedly todays was a little boring, but we needed it to be out the way so I can start burning stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# i reeeeeeaaaaaally like the subject but we had one teacher last year
who once sent 5 of our class(of 12) off to slep at one time and the other hardly ever turned up and when he did he was high or hungover
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Hungover, occasionally,
but mainly its experiments these days cos the kids can't read or write. :( The yall behaved well today, noone sent out, or detentions, just moving them around a bit and keeping them back for 5 mins at break. Oh, and setting up a checkpoint at the doors so they could only leave if the showed me what they'd done. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# cunning as a fox
just hand them the ammonia and the H2SO4 and let them make green bubbling poisenous stuff with loads of clouds... then make them explain why it bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Princes Consort Vodka,
with Panda Cola. A refreshing beverage for every 14 year old in the park of an evening.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# we always drank the whit label
vodka from tescos

i think it was "the london gin distillers group"
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# the police
will catch you one day...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# i thought Princes Consort whisky was classy
back then
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I always thought
they tasted of washing-up liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# yup
and all the same
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# You should rinse your cups properly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# i'm still waiting
for that panda to do something
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# surely you don't mean
panda pops?

only the greatest lemonade ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)