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# because
it's a cheesy photo in front of some Edam.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# edam isn't cheese
it's a byproduct of rubber
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# the Dutch are not renown
for having a lot of surplus rubber...

(unless it's recycled!)

[edit] too subtle for you- Soylent Edam is Condoms!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# erm
edams great

My fave cheese
(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# RELEASE THE CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# i like boursin
on crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# boursin
is lovely on anything
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# apart from carpet tiles
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Would you eat if off my cock
or hairy arse crack?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# No.
But I'm sure that you could find someone here who would.
(Now, if you are female (& not my landlady)...)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Any cheese on crackers is great
Anyone had tomato sauce and cheddar in french bread?

I'm gonna go get me some now....

mmmmmm Heinz

(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Cheese on toast is nicer
with ketchup.
You can add herbs as well, but any more tinkering & it crosses the line into being pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)