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# My first pic and post
Merely because I made this funny pic and I wanted to share it with you lovely lot

But I'm afraid its shat

us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/302d09b3/bc/Family/cheese.bmp
(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# i'm looking at it
it's a .bmp and someone i don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# "cheese"
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# edam-hideous bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# SOMEONE
POST SOMETHING GOOD BEFORE I GGET BORED AND PISS MYSELF
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Ditto
(BlackCat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# I have very little money to buy alocohol.
I am sad.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# 8 * 500ml cans of carling- £5
shop down the road

/smug
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# same as carlsberg
in my local shop and 2 x 1 litre bottles of smirnoff ice for £4, bargain
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# lucky
punt
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Hmm
I think I might be able to srape together £5, but I dunno if I can be arsed to walk to the offy.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# It's a long walk
(unless you live in Stirchly)

In the unlikely event of you living in Stirchly, I'll give you 4 cans!*

*offer subject to withdrawel if I drink them
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Carling
is nothing to be smug about
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Pah
Drink all 8 cans and you'll be laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I prefer to do my laughing
without the Armitage Shanks echo chamber!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I was using that echo chamber Monday night!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I have £1.30.
How much have you got?

I need drink.

Cranberries to this unemployed existence.
(BlackCat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# This is real and not shopped

Blue beer anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Coctail, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Have you ever drunk this?
I have. I was desperate it was the only alcohol available.

I never finished the can.

Also I think we should sue for false advertising. It was a reddish brown colour.
(BlackCat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# it's called tri Colour
to skimp on priniting cost they only use three colours...hence all the blue
(Emzickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# you could go and do something else you know,
like read a book. evelyn waugh's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
# yes.
Why is it funny?

/unfluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Dunno
Just thought it was a bit random
(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# maybe try photoshopping fluffy stuff
kittens are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# because
it's a cheesy photo in front of some Edam.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# edam isn't cheese
it's a byproduct of rubber
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# the Dutch are not renown
for having a lot of surplus rubber...

(unless it's recycled!)

[edit] too subtle for you- Soylent Edam is Condoms!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# erm
edams great

My fave cheese
(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# RELEASE THE CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# i like boursin
on crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# boursin
is lovely on anything
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# apart from carpet tiles
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Would you eat if off my cock
or hairy arse crack?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# No.
But I'm sure that you could find someone here who would.
(Now, if you are female (& not my landlady)...)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Any cheese on crackers is great
Anyone had tomato sauce and cheddar in french bread?

I'm gonna go get me some now....

mmmmmm Heinz

(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Cheese on toast is nicer
with ketchup.
You can add herbs as well, but any more tinkering & it crosses the line into being pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Hello...
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# The thing about the filter
is that it makes mindpiss a little too easy.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Too true!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# i still
haven't figured out what the trigger word is ?

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Silly
chicken
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
#
hahahaha, so it is :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Hello
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# wow
pre programmed responses.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# oooh
spontaneous silly chickening!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Okay!
We've read your fucking FAQ!!!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# see
how you can avoid filtering by adding 'ing'?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Fucking cunting twating ing!
Oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# a few points
1.read faq so you can post images ON this site instead of just linking them

2.keep trying

3.instead of photoshopping people, photoshop kittens.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Look at the size of it!
it's better as a download
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Why, thank you
*zips trousers up*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# nice one
funny joke, EDISBATIHP's
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# woah.
that is pretty big. and to think that i made at 20 second 16kb film recently... compare...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# it shat where?
clean it up then
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# excellent username by the way
(=

good luck next time!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Parpppp
Thank you for playing!
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Is it a parp or a honk?
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# hehehehe
I like that, simply silly, same as me
Hello and welcome (Im back for a bit of fun)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# hello

(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# hello
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# hee hee
;-)
(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# hello
i apologise for the other day when i said your Akane was crap. can u forgive me?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# sort-of-woo
for someone who hasnt read the FAQ and has virtually no skill in image manipulation - that aint bad
keep trying
dont do anything with people
cats or sherlock holmes or bandwagon
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# you utter cranberry
just die
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.
New person. Please read our FAQ.
New person. Please read our FAQ.
New person. Please read our FAQ.


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Don't do links in headers
Don't do links in headers
Don't do links in headers
Don't do links in headers
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# i've never tried the New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>. thing you cranberry
i've never tried the New person. Please read our FAQ. thing you cranberry
i've never tried the New person. Please read our FAQ. thing you cranberry
i've never tried the New person. Please read our FAQ. thing you cranberry
i've never tried the New person. Please read our FAQ. thing you cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# argh! overload of filters!
argh! overload of filters!
argh! overload of filters!
argh! overload of filters!
argh! overload of filters!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Mushroom mushroom!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# tripe
orange cretacious bee peter b3ta and a c!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# what the fucking fucking watermelon?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# ?
If you had tried him, would that make you a barrister?
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# well i didn't know it did that
maybe you put it into the header and it wrote hello into the header and New person. Please read our FAQ. into the body
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# How can anyone read anything into the body?
Sorry ;) I'm being too literal. Kind of like this:

(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# heehee
good one. i likes it.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# What? All the way up there?
I actually did write "Hello" in the subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# i know you did now
but i didn't originally...

this is such a petty "argument".. let's just kiss and make up.. i mean... erm.. shake hands! yeah!... :$
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)