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# Worthy cause of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# from
what...exploding....violating cats....eating soup with a fork ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Mmmm...
Exploding cats...
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# stopping him from being
a twat
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Now there's a cause
I could really get behind.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# He really was born
with one of those smug faces that makes you want to punch the fucker !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# six nil
six fucking nil
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# shoosh
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# six fucking nil
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Never mind there's always the rugby.
Oh, wait no there isn't...

Still least you're best in the world at curling
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)
# only ladies curling...
The canadians are better at the blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Here, have an old joke
George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Got my vote
Morning all! Just saw the Weebl & Bob advert on telly last night, well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# Morning
does anyone find it wierd coming on this site when you get into work and find all the overseas posters bidding us all goodnight?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# no not really
you see..... in america the time over there is...oh nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)
# *Raises Hand*
Where do I sign up?

Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)