hate to break this to you
but that sounds like the average friday night in most cities in the world (i weep for the future)
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:34,
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I walked past Bigg Market
on my one and only trip to Newcastle, got pissed by osmosis
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36,
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then i was 15 i used to be able to neck three pints of guiness in 20 seconds
now i can hardly drink the stuff
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39,
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that must have been the precursor
to the greatest piss of your life
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43,
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very possibly
(i don't actually remember muchafterwards for obvious reasons but am reliably informed tht it stayed down)
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45,
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three pints in TWENTY SECONDS?
bloody hell, man - you must have a mouth like a hippo
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42,
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not anymore clearly
i'm sure university will get me going again
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43,
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somehow
the fact that you've never heard of osmosis fails to surprise me
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42,
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