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russians are cool.

'A vodka-drinking competition in a southern Russian town has ended in tragedy, with the winner dead and several runners-up in intensive care.'

'The competition lasted 30, perhaps 40 minutes and the winner downed three half-litre bottles,' said Roman Popov, a prosecutor pursuing the case in the town of Volgodonsk.'

www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-12931032,00.html

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)

I can do that.

Probably with similar results.

Who wants to video it for the newsletter?

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)

I would

were I there.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)

god i'm bored
someone please entertain me?

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

Let

Robbie Williams entertain you.

He's not much cop, but he tries

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)

You could go for a fag?

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)

its smokeing

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

so it is

or possibly smoking, eh?

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

Speaking of which, why aren't you off hanging about outside the local newsagents at this time of night?

And no, I won't buy you any.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

*dances like a lemur trapped in a biscuit tin*

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)

an-i-mate!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

Wee-bull pictures presents....

(8-(I) Homer

yes i'm bored as well.....

(Phil Febuggure, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

we're all bored

hence the changing of my name

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

...

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)

qualiteh !

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Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

that's

dead good mate

(funkyballs, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)

THREADJACK

that MJ on the run image has gone ultraviral. I've seen it on several message boards and got it in emails twice already. Sheesh. Go Granpa!!

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

hate to break this to you

but that sounds like the average friday night in most cities in the world (i weep for the future)

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

sounds like

the bigg market, but with more clothes

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

I walked past Bigg Market

on my one and only trip to Newcastle, got pissed by osmosis

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

yep

cheapest way really

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

GUINNESS!

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

i can drink more GUINNESS than you can

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

but can you

Osmose it?

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

then i was 15 i used to be able to neck three pints of guiness in 20 seconds

now i can hardly drink the stuff

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

somehow,

I suspect those 2 facts
may be connected....?

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

cool

but did it stay down...

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

yup

once did it twice in one night

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

that must have been the precursor

to the greatest piss of your life

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)

very possibly

(i don't actually remember muchafterwards for obvious reasons but am reliably informed tht it stayed down)

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

I hope

that's on your CV

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)

three pints in TWENTY SECONDS?

bloody hell, man - you must have a mouth like a hippo

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

not anymore clearly

i'm sure university will get me going again

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)

I'm sure it will

happy days...

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

a danish bloke

I used to go to uni with could do that as well

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

i dont know what that was.

no i cant

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

somehow

the fact that you've never heard of osmosis fails to surprise me

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

You know,

it's becoming increasingly clear that a dictionary would benefit you.

(

UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

I actually understood

that one

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

ok is this ment to be

funney or sad story?

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

It's up to you to decide

Personally, I think sad.

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

you've still not discovered

that spell checker have you?

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

not yet

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

It's in the corner

of your browser window

disguised as an 'X'

;)

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

clever

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

i wouldn't suggest using it

it never works for me

(Skippy_T, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)

well, are you laughing or crying?

I'm laughing

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

I'm

hungry...

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

so am i

I'm thinking...fish fingers and chips

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

I've got a lovely

lamb and lentil casserole bubbling away. It's just not ready yet and the yummy smells are driving me mad... :-)~~~~

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

i'm

strange

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

ly aroused?

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

wouldn't you like to know...

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

Thinking about it...

probably not. ;-)

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

while wanking?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

into your own faeces

while rocking backwards and forwards sobbing uncontrollably?

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

it's the

aphex twin way

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

Arf!

:-)

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

I'm ovulating.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

Most likely

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

mwahaha

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

Hello.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

You know,

I've always wanted a pair of shoes like what the Mister Men have got.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

you will need:

tan leather shoes, permanent black marker

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

and

feet.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

why?

he never said he wanted to wear them

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)

I cannot argue with that.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)

Ha ha,

mind the piss there Dougal.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

I didn't say I wanted to

wear them.

/smartarse

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

woo yay

(Skippy_T, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

Hahaha

Crasy foreigns

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

The winner can't have been much cop

1.5 litres of vodka would not be enough to kill most people, even in 30 minutes

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

plus if you downed them

they'd come straight back up

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

fizzackerly

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

I had a russian friend at university

He used to go home for holidays with an empty suitcase and bring it back with top quality vodka. I've seen him vomiting blood.

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

If I drink enough red wine,

it looks like I'm vomiting blood.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

No...

if you vomit enough red wine, it looks like you're vomiting blood.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

or vodka and blackcurrent

*experience*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

I once did

a similar thing. But with crème de menthe. Never - ever - again.

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

I love Russians

they're a great bunch. But I believe Finns drink even more Vodka per head than even the Russians.

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

Good for presents made of vodka

and getting them to phone people you know and pretend to be the kgb :)

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

There's an old Russian drinking toast/joke

that says "Ah, we must finish this now. It's getting dark." as you get to the bottom of the bottle. Apparently it's only to be used when it's broad daylight and the vodka is home-made and full of methanol. They're dark people, Russians.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

dobre!

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lady_delirium, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

que?

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

he didn't teach u any Russian then :P

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lady_delirium, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

Nope ;)

Different vodka bearing russian! Fancy that!

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)

Dobre Vodka = Wonderful vodka

(voda = water, vodka = litte water)

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lady_delirium, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

If he did - I don't remember ;)

(voda = water, vodka = litte water)

I'm going to remember that though - thanks!

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)