Threadjack. I'm SO FUCKING DEPRESSED.My boyf was supposed to ask me to marry him last night and he didn't 'cos I'm a big fat cow and why would anyone want me anyway.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:14,
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Blokes never do.In fact, we're usually completely unaware that there's a right thing to say.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:23,
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find his best shirtand write "titmouse" on it in black marker.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:16,
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stuff himI'd marry you, but it would involve a little geographical relocation, and probably some (more) time on the run...
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:16,
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Did he say that to you or are you assuming that's what he thinksI can't believe he would think that of you, perhaps he's just a little shy of commitment?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:16,
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okDid he say this to you?
If so kick him in the stones.
If not Take a deep breath and step away from the pitty party.
I understand your depressed but getting self insulting will help nothing.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:20,
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If so kick him in the stones.
If not Take a deep breath and step away from the pitty party.
I understand your depressed but getting self insulting will help nothing.
Like toothpaste in the Artex.Cheer up, me duck.
A great philosopher once said,
"SNAPOURRRROFIT!"
I tend to agree.
(A great philosopher once said,
"SNAPOURRRROFIT!"
I tend to agree.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:33,
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What the hell?How did you know? And did he SAY this?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:22,
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