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# are you on a 286?
:/
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# nope
AMD Barton 2500+

edit: my bum has gone numb
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# oh, how odd
my processor quite liked it
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# liked his bum
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# you saying you dont?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# i'm glad
you're getting into the spirit of gaytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# i find it disheartening,
fnord used to be so sensible and now look what you've done to him
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Fnord...
...was never sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# well...
you know what i meant...
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# what you mean
is that it's not sensible to be gay, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# it's square
to be hip
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# d4ddyo
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# it's square
to be hippo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# its round
to be fat
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# it's square
to be angular.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# its sharp
to be triangular
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# it's sweet
to be an idiot

as happy as a cloud
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# /as much imagination
as a caravan site
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# JEW.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2368306
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# yay!
religious sing-a-longs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# PROSTITUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# PHALICE!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# that's the news.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# and Huey Lewis?
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# yeah.
he sang that song....
then had enought money to buy a new drug.

one that wouldn't make him sick.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# FACT ME TIL I FART.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# This is the News
God, How I wish it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Wattney Hepbulb up 2 points,
SpackHandyChopTubes down 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# if this continues we will see the removal of the pound leg
and the start of a new leg with no Hip constituent
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# a whoop of dismay this morning
as the new 7 was introduced.
it will be slightly bigger than the old 7 and made of glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# I saw an overly close-up close up frightened rabbitesque manner shot on a news reporter on BBC News 24 today
I think he was in Trafalgar Square actually but he WAS in his mannerisms, actions and stumbling summing up that made no sense, totally Austin Tasseltine.
100%
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# I'm really waiting for someone to
LOSE THE NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# turn the paper 180 degrees
IN MY FAVOUR.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
local news is the best, mind.
they're all so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# the details
are all there
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# i never touched him!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# You have touched me though
in a special way
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# i have?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# yes
i'm calling the police
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# a Sting
operation?

Don't stand so, don't stand so close to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# stop that.
my mind doesn't like piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# de daa daa daa
de doo doo doo,
that's all i've got to say to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# you have
learnt well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Whoop Whoop!
THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE!.....

Really? its more of a nee noor nee noor isnt it?

Um... maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# if you hear the police coming
you're probably safe for another 20 minutes at least
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# if i hear them comming
i'm getting a tissue
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# hahaha
to both of you.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# Don't encourage them.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# we're like morcambe and wise,
except there's no dead wood.

/the orifice
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# rigor mortis
not an issue then?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# i can't speak for you,
but there ain't any here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Can I sing Ant and Dec lyrics again?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# yes...
....in this soundproof booth here
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
# you can
fuck off.

Or, at least wait til i've gone to sleep.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# FINE!
I'll just sing Blink 182 songs then!

*finds new album*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# please
don't.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# *sings*
"Mom get in the car, lets drive away.
She said I'm dorry Mark but there's no where to stay.
Gave up all her hope and went back inside.
Hid her broken heart and let the engine die."
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# that's your excuse
for everthing
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# Nicole?
oh, hang on, that wasn't even for the 305 was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# i can never remember which cars they advertised,
i can just remember the special vic and bob one

it was very special
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# i remember
they did a sketch as frenchmen
and said papa and nicole a lot, and farted a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# 867-5309

and that's Jenny.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# boes lgb?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# i wish i knew.
seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# you
did a 5318008 thing I thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# hehe
no i was caught in an 80's song time warp.

(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# agaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Put your hands on your hips!...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# no, thats Less Than Jake
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Didn't Less Than Jake cover it though.
I'm sure it was a cover song!

My album's down my mates, so I can't check the credits in the book.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# tommy tutone
i think
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# It was on the album
Loser, Kings and Things we don't understand.

Not that it makes ANY difference to who wrote the damn song:p

I don't care! I've saw them live and they were awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# yeah!
rock on!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# And all that...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# And
'All That Spaz'?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# Papa?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)