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# this isn't good.
b3ta doesn't get sufficiently quiet at night for me to go to sleep.
you bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# i have to make an important
phone call at 8:30

buggery watermelon tarts
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# i'm meant to be starting a tour of britain
later today.
i haven't packed anything yet.
bleh.
got to phone people to stay at too.
ARg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# if you are in lancaster
dont call me, i wont help you

SE might
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# all you need to pack
is the coconut
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# i will.
that and a digidol camera.
and lots of music for the car.
and a copy of Puckoon.
and a road atlas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# and your bukkake hat
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# there will be
no bukkake on this journey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# And travel scrabble!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# Puckoon?
Top choice sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:44, archived)
# Would it help...
...if I came round and repeatedly punched you until you lost conciousness?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# can i hyelp?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# that
would be most arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# ditto
cranberry
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2361982
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# are you keeping a note
of everything i ever say?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# aren't i good at it?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# you disturb me.
not many people can do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# alright.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)
# at the bash last weekend
bleepbloop said he sometimes likes to lurk and watch what i say as he finds me entertaining


i nearly threw a chair at him for scaring me
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# He Likes To Watch
OOoohooooh
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# scary.
veyr, very scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)
# this wasn't long after you phoned
so it was doubly scary
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# haha,
you poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# there's a lot to choose
from
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2368668
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# STOP IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# hhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1844815
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# haha.
words of wisdom from myself there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/952348
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)
# i have records
of lots of my early posts.
but not that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1337800
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# i used to be reknowned
in my school for my dead baby jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2365323
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)
# the first jiggly monkey post.
www.b3ta.com/board/539316
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)
# I saw champanzees at a Safari park...
...they jiggled just like that.

100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# that was posted on my birthday!
i feel special : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# fantasmagorical.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# My Birthday's on the 18th of January!
Make a note of that!

If you forget I'll be very upset indeed!...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# noted!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# Oooh,
so it's nearly your birthday.

I'll start baking the cake.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# yay!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)