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# Just smile and wave.
Don't encourage her.

Can I just say that Michael Jackson can't be a paediatrician, because he did that song about Ben. Is that the work of filth?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Gentle Ben?
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# good afternoon Dawn
hows Cuntz?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# is that really appropriate pre-watershed
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Pootle used to be an ex-lover of mine.
You don't even know what he's talking about, do you?

Cuntz is my flagship beauty shop.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# i was
only joking!

edit: feeling persecuted in general
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Humph!
Do you need a makeover?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Business is BOOMING, Pootle.
I have no time to mix with my clients anymore, as I am touring with my rapper fiancee, Derek, who is now known as "Fifty Pence".

I do the wigs and the outfits.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# that is super news
don't forget us little people when you and Derek are blinging rich and famous
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I'll try, Pootle.
I want to go on a pilgrimage to Neverland Ranch.

I want to go in the "Safe Room", just off MJ's bedroom.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# but it's OK you just lay safe in a bed next to him
it's not like you have to do anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I don't mind.
Apparently Jordy gave a hideously detailed account of his bifter in the statement.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# it's on smokinggun.com
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Surely it's Kuntz ...
Or is she on about her tumpsy again?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Piss orf, FLOTSAM!
Besides, I bet you are wanking when I go on about my tumpsy.

Everyone else does.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)