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# Goodbye
Dear All,

I am leaveing the board, never to return.

I love you all, you will remain strong in my memory but hopefully alcohol will numb the pain.

To the people I have formed an abnormal user name related attachment special goodbye (Bovine, Dutchbird, Dr Phil Kitten) don't ask, these things just happen.

I hope the Troll problem dies down.

My user name will be on e-bay shortly as this is the only contribution to the board I have made that has ever promoted any real interest.

Apart from this repost.



You will be better off without me.

All my love and fluff

Itchy Coo Parp xxx
(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# erm
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# not the fucking moon lord,
that's for sure.

WHO AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I'm the fucking Moon Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# no, I am!!

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# *cough*
www.b3ta.com/board/2348825
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# bless
you
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# thats got nothing to do with you
it was National HP Sauce day on the moon, your name is similar, thats all
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Just smile and wave.
Don't encourage her.

Can I just say that Michael Jackson can't be a paediatrician, because he did that song about Ben. Is that the work of filth?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Gentle Ben?
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# good afternoon Dawn
hows Cuntz?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# is that really appropriate pre-watershed
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Pootle used to be an ex-lover of mine.
You don't even know what he's talking about, do you?

Cuntz is my flagship beauty shop.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# i was
only joking!

edit: feeling persecuted in general
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Humph!
Do you need a makeover?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Business is BOOMING, Pootle.
I have no time to mix with my clients anymore, as I am touring with my rapper fiancee, Derek, who is now known as "Fifty Pence".

I do the wigs and the outfits.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# that is super news
don't forget us little people when you and Derek are blinging rich and famous
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I'll try, Pootle.
I want to go on a pilgrimage to Neverland Ranch.

I want to go in the "Safe Room", just off MJ's bedroom.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# but it's OK you just lay safe in a bed next to him
it's not like you have to do anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I don't mind.
Apparently Jordy gave a hideously detailed account of his bifter in the statement.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# it's on smokinggun.com
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Surely it's Kuntz ...
Or is she on about her tumpsy again?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Piss orf, FLOTSAM!
Besides, I bet you are wanking when I go on about my tumpsy.

Everyone else does.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Did I miss something?
Honestly, you go on your lunch for half an hour.....

Edit: You can't leave, this is b3ta, it's unlawful to leave
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Not dead,
merely lurking...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Ooo
*faints*
Ow ya diddlin?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# No bad. This is my 1st visit here since...
oh, a good month ago.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I wondered where you were
Thought you were the new Dr Who and dissapeared up a wormhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I've finally worked out how to say your name out loud
the poor bastage who was sitting opposite me at the time is currently removing the phlegm :)
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# how's the rationing
going?
and has she stopped smoking so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Not bad ta.
Been messing about with a lot of music stuff rather than b3taing.

And she's down to 50%.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# what?
why?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# er...
bye then. Can you make sure you shut the door properly when you leave? There's a terrible draught coming in.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I don't know what to say,
other than goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# at least they left fluffily and without suicide note.
always a plus.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Hnag on,
that's not thebear is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Don't leave
You can't leave. It's not allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# was it something i said?
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Maybe one day
they'll make the internat available outside the united kingdom... just keep hoping
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Suspicious to say the least!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# your
gay contribution will be sadly missed. Fair thee well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Oh well
I fail to understand why people do these public goodbyes.
See ya
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# for attention mainly,
i would guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# quite frankly
I'm appalled , my name isn't on his "special" list
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I was first,
see how you all love me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# but as they've decided the board is so full of shit people
why do they take the time to get their attention?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# i never said
they had any intelligence. Or that their actions made any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# GOOD
AFTERNOON!
(I Eat Spam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# :(
leaving by choice?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# yeah, yeah, yeah
and?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# What's a troll?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# um bye
the troll problem is the board, it's gotten so popular it may not be big enough to hold all the trolls!
and we're all getting too riled by it, and it's not nice enough anymore for noobies (given that we all asked stupid questions ina new thread once).

The solution? try to not post a reply in those situations unless it's helpful, don't encourage them, and try to make funny pics to show em how it's done. It'll all sort itself out, and if it doesn't, it's not the end of the world.

3/1 says you still urk tho! :D
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)