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# Let's fist again!
That one was bloody SHOCKEn HAHA
(Countess_Batula, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# bloody threadwasters
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# You did what?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I'll tell you what I just did (threadjack moment coming up).
I can't believe it but as I just left my mate's house, I walked across his garden (say garden, it's just a pile of pebbles) and, unbeknowing to myself and, indeed my favourite shoes, stepped in a pile of cat shit.

I jumped into my trusty Sierra, did a three point turn at the end of his road and thought 'strange smell coming through the ventilation'. Just as I was about to boik, I stopped and noticed the smell was coming from the footwell.

Ladies and gentlemen, my car was covered in the stuff. Thankfully, I had an emergency can of Lynx to aide the open windows. I've done whatever I can in the dark to remedy the situation but I'm not looking forward to the morning to complete the clean-up operation.

This just finishes off a catestrophically shite week for me.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# torch the car
its the only way!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Nooooooo!
Not my beloved Sierra.

Sure another can of Lynx'll do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# or soap and
a scrubbing brush!
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I'll take that second option, I think.
*begins to disinfect shoes*

Fuckity, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.

edit: ngggggh - I can't even swear properly now!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Only one solution.
Kill the offending cat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Uhh, right...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that is so funny and so topical - it was even worth seeing a threadwaste just to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
# you
insane vegetarian
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# you
rang, m`lud?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# this thread is officially
a primary school "what happened to you this week?" thread.

so come on, what happened to you this week? write neatly please, and don't go over the lines
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Knob all.
As usual.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
# D-
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
#
that was a d minus by the way, not some kind of mental smiley
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# A dribbling
blind fool, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# |¬D~
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Oh good.
I presume that included extra marks for punctuation?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# naturally
you lost points for not writing "THE END"
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# And for not illustrating it
with a picture of me, my parents, my brother and an imaginary dog stood outside our secluded square house on an unusually sunny day.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# i thought it was
an eyeless person dribbling
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Uhh...
1) I skipped lectures.
2) I went to work and got shouted at by arsey customers.
3) I went to the doctors, got told I needed physiotherapy and given Temazepan.
4) I slept. A lot. Mainly between 7am and 4pm, causing item 1, and part of item 3.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# i got told off by my german teacher
for decorating my book with swastikas and hitlers
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Did (s)he make you
march around the playground?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha
yeah, i could see that.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# .
I ate lots of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I sold a digital camera for £109
money will come in handy for an A/V receiver for my DVD player
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Erm . . .
Work
Work
Shout at microdirect
Work
Work
Shout at microdirect

(repeat ad nauseum)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# went to school
primary school, shouted at some children... felt better...
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# I was exiled to Merthyr Tydfil to work for a week.
And it was shite. See above story about cat shit for more shite.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# You were just a few miles
from myself!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Really?
Where art thou livist?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Swansea.


For some reason, I feel the need to apologise...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Hmmm.
It's still about 30 or so miles away.

I've been to Swansea on a number of occasions. The curry house half way between Sketty and the Mumbles is exceptional.

I've had a shit week. Compounded by shit in my car now. *runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# You might have to be
a little more specific - they're everywhere around here...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Got drunk.
Ate yorkshire puddings.
Found out I have a report and about a semesters worth of work to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)