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# Trolling the Michael Jackson Messageboard.
I really don't know how many trolls are out there on b3ta. If you like a good troll, here is a screen cap (to big for here so I will be nice and link)

Big Mean Troll

I've gone to great lengths to fine tune the art of trolling. It's a special feeling I get.

Here is a movie that I made for them. (A few lil' swear words - M rating)
Proof that Michael Jackson is Guilty THE MOVIE

Well... anyone want to form an army? Here is the official Michael Jackson is Innocent Forum... these guys are straight up serious about this stuff.


mod edit: no thanks, we don't approve of that kind of thing


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(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# *parp!*
Next thread please!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# no

(Ellis, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# 1: we dislike trolls
2: we dislike arguments on message boards
3: we completely disassociate ourselves from any groups of trolls that go onto other messageboards to cause trouble

I'm not sure how many trolls are on b3ta, but your appearance just swelled the ranks by 1
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Quoting the great Keano- Woah
Joke. Gag. Spoof. A little ha ha? It's just a joke. Like why did the chicken cross the road?

I just posted some funny MJ art I did. And made a movie w/ a song I wrote. Sure maybe they were not the captive audience I was seeking. Funny how life is.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# You spelt 'nambla' wrong
And you're a happy baby orangutan. You mimic christianity without any knowledge of the principles behind it. Do you get a thrill from irritating others, making their days a little worse? Do unto others et al. People like you make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# That wasn't me...
I was quoting what the person wrote about me... you see... you're getting it all wrong.

I drew a whack of Michael Jackson goofs. They are funny, at least to me and some others.

And I posted them on that board, took a few snap shots of the reaction of the crowed, posted their reaction back to them.

I mean, look at this snapshot. I just posted a goof pic of MJ in my cartoon style.

Goof pic of MJ

As for the hellish religious overtones, that was some other member screaming like its freekin' armageddon because I posted some cartoons there.

*giggles*

edit: on that mambla thing... I know. I was really drunk at the time on Irish Whisky.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I'll retract that then.
I should know better than jumping in without full knowledge of a situation. My apologies.

However, trolling still isn't very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# ok I agree with you, I was being a jerk.
Let's face it. I was.

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Aww!
Feel the fluffiness!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# don't encourage this sort of thing
we don't want stupid crappy flame wars here
if you want to act like a silly eight year old, piss off to a playground or popbitch
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# True
Well, I did ask nicely. And now I know the boards stance.

I would say that I have learned something today.

A valuble lesson. And I love you all :)
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# glad you understand :)
sorry about the unfluffyness of my post, but this really isn't a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# It's all cool
I'm just in a good mood tonight. I couldn't resist myself w/ the troll because ... well... I mean... It's MJ. I was in tears crying I laughed so hard. So needed to share.

I sincerely think that he is a pedophile *sick* and justice will only prove this. Plus he looks like Planet of the Apes

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# The whole film?

(Ellis, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# THREADJACK
spoons eh? aren't they great?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Sporks are better!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# but what about
spives?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# and spoongs
(Cockfosters!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# i like that
can i steal it and put it in my profile? (with credit of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# sure!
(Cockfosters!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# yep
much better for eating soup than any other type of cutlery
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Ah, depends what sort of soup
and the thickness though...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# a heretic!
nail him to a tree!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Gotta catch me first!
*skips away*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# not as good as melon ballers
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I think i *heart* you
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# then what
are you so afraid of?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# mod edit: no thanks, we don't approve of that kind of thing
Good to know. I totally appreciate the feedback.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# LEAVE HIM ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Who?
21
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Michael Jackson.
I know you probably have nothing better to do with your time, but really it's hardly constructive. And I think it's best for a court of law to decide whether he's guilty rather than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Well, this is kind of interesting now.
The court of law cannot truely determine guilt.
Guilt is pre-determined before the court of law. All the courts can do is realize the guilt that is already there.

And there is a fence we all can sit on since we are not MJ. We can watch him dangle babies over balcones. Hold the hand in a somewhat passionate and intamate way of a 12 year old boy who shared his bed. And now is accusing MJ of violating him.

I'm not the courts, but I'm not stupid, and the evidence is quite clear by Michaels own admissions.

"No. But I have slept in a bed with many children." - Michael Jackson.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# umm
i've slept in a bed with many children. Kids I babysit for beg for me to stay with them til they fall asleep. That doesn't make me a paedophile.
There's a reason for objectivity. We don't know what has happened, all we know is what the media has fed to us. Funnily enough, the media aren't objective. They print things that will sell.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# And I will agree with you.
Sleeping in a bed with a child is not grounds for being a pedophile.

But... You probably don't have a history of allegations that you are one.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# a history?
there was only one notable one, which settled out of court.
If my child had actually been attacked, no amount of money in the world would make me stop pursuing the case. Unfortunately people take advantage of people with money.

just to say i can't reply anymore - back to work. So don't think you've won or anything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Now its round two for MJ.
In my mind. MJ is guilty based obviously on the allegations. And a few insights from the interview with how he handled Gavin. It came across queer, not at all what I would expect from a "father holding his sons hand" sort of norm.

MJ kind of emmits this, "I'm gay for boys" vibe.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# you are on extremely dodgy ground here sunshine
i advise you to think very carefully about what you have just said, and what you say next
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# oh my god
you're lucky i'm working..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)