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# Your like a stress toy, relieving all my anger and agression
YOU FUCKING MORON, HOW THE HELL DID YOUR PARENTS MANAGE TO WORK OUT HOW TO BREED? WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS A BABY OR DOES THIS RETARDEDNESS COME NATURALLY?

And... relax
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# it come
NATURALLY to me
(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# you really
are pathetically clueless.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# In fact:
19 days, 20 hours and 5 minutes of pathetic cluelessness.

And 138 messages worth of idiocy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# woah lethe
calm down mate
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I don't like him.
If he's stupid, then he should get a clue eventually. If he's a troll, then the gloves are off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# fair enough
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Seems so
Are you 'special'?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# to meany people
(do u h8 me?)
(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# You are only just
realising that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# yer yes
should i slow down posting messages?
(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# You should stop being
so dense and get a clue. Correct usage of English would be a bonus, but the main thing we have against you is that you DON'T LISTEN! We have tried repeatedly to help you, and it is insulting when you don't listen to our advice, especially when you join our community.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# look
in front of you is a proper keyboard, and there is no 127 character limit to messages.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# i have a hard time believing you could really be so dense
i suspect you to be a sock-puppet
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# hey hey
don't knock sock puppets. I've got a blue and red stripey sock puppet that's won Mastermind twice*.

*may contain traces of *LIE*
(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# what was the specialist subject chosen?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# toe jam
It was Chinese literature the second time though.
(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# well
i am very sorry that i am geting you steamed up

ill try and do better
how can i improve?
(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Click this link.
Read the text. Learn the text. Will yourself to become one with the spirit of the message. Believe in your zen, find your centre, and release your inner hummus.

Words to live by
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Well done sah.
I'll give you a Fluffiness scout badge for that.
(sorry I don't know if you're a sah or a marm)
(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Hmm, I don't deserve one
After the rest of this thread.
But thank you for the thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)