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I'm sorry

It was one of those dreadful puns that just wouldn't leave my mind... until I had crappily paintmashed it.

*hangs head*

(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

In repentance

you will find forgiveness.

Hehe.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

what does this mean?

(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

it's a coded message to rob

that informs him that his cover is blown, and MI5 are heading for his house, so he should shred the documents and scarper to the airport.

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

Darn!

Spotted.

(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

The codeword is

'Pussywillow'

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Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

*wonderful happy thought about alyson hannigan*

...mmmmm... pussywillow....

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

mmm... catkin...

*cough*
what?

(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

catkin is a word i haven't had occasion to say in years, so i'm going to say it right now.

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

Did you enjoy it?

Last time I said it I had to try and explain what it was to my Finnish friend. Doh.

(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

catkin!

yes, very therapeutic it was. it also made me laugh to be said as a non-sequitor... argh, explaining little things like that is annoying... i recently had to explain the term "minger" to my friend's japanese girlfriend x.x

EDIT: i should state that she isn't a minger, but i believe the conversation was about jade goody. i've also had to explain the euphemism "badly packed kebab" to her as well x.x

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

Pwoar!

Williow pussy...

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

ahh, my poem about alyson

willow, willow,
I'd like to see you
bite my pillow

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munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

Cor.

Who wouldn't!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

That is just super

I think we should have a b3ta poetry thread

(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

It's a question mark

you've used it surprisingly well seen as you dont know what it means

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

Arf.

Nice one!

I did some time observing teaching in a primary school and apparently question makrs and exclamation marks are 'posh fullstops'.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

Hehehe

that made me laugh lots, for some unknown reason

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

Watch "The Matrix".

if you keep going on like this you'll get nowhere here.
New person. Please read our FAQ.

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Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

i have

most of it is pointless for me

(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

i give up

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Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

is it because

you have no eyes?

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stevierar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

i have eyes

just that i am very tierd right now

(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

And stupid.

Don't forget stupid.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

"tierd" enough not to spell correctly?

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Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

Your like a stress toy, relieving all my anger and agression

YOU FUCKING MORON, HOW THE HELL DID YOUR PARENTS MANAGE TO WORK OUT HOW TO BREED? WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS A BABY OR DOES THIS RETARDEDNESS COME NATURALLY?

And... relax

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

it come

NATURALLY to me

(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

you really

are pathetically clueless.

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spiny - things are looking up, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

In fact:

19 days, 20 hours and 5 minutes of pathetic cluelessness.

And 138 messages worth of idiocy.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

woah lethe

calm down mate

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

I don't like him.

If he's stupid, then he should get a clue eventually. If he's a troll, then the gloves are off.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

fair enough

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

Seems so

Are you 'special'?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

to meany people

(do u h8 me?)

(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

You are only just

realising that?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

yer yes

should i slow down posting messages?

(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

You should stop being

so dense and get a clue. Correct usage of English would be a bonus, but the main thing we have against you is that you DON'T LISTEN! We have tried repeatedly to help you, and it is insulting when you don't listen to our advice, especially when you join our community.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

look

in front of you is a proper keyboard, and there is no 127 character limit to messages.

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munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

i have a hard time believing you could really be so dense

i suspect you to be a sock-puppet

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

hey hey

don't knock sock puppets. I've got a blue and red stripey sock puppet that's won Mastermind twice*.

*may contain traces of *LIE*

(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

what was the specialist subject chosen?

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Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

toe jam

It was Chinese literature the second time though.

(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

well

i am very sorry that i am geting you steamed up

ill try and do better
how can i improve?

(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

Click this link.

Read the text. Learn the text. Will yourself to become one with the spirit of the message. Believe in your zen, find your centre, and release your inner hummus.

Words to live by

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

Well done sah.

I'll give you a Fluffiness scout badge for that.
(sorry I don't know if you're a sah or a marm)

(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

Hmm, I don't deserve one

After the rest of this thread.
But thank you for the thought.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

we need puns

i think that's the 23344th time i've made that joke

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

but the nun's have guns

so everyone wins

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

yeah

you probably can't see but they also have nice, determined expressions on their nunny little faces. like "let's get 'em, girls". why aren't the nuns round here like that?

(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

I bet they're naked beneath those robe things too

brazen as you like dirty hussies

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

"nun's"?

/pedant

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mrRush, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

thanks

i didn't want to be the one

(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

damn your eyes

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

And

britches

(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

Ahahahaha

hahahahaa!

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jola, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

Woo

(KaBoom, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)