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# london makes
you snot turn black. but, being an alien, he/she might already have black snot.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# It might even
turn its snot green
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Cutting rendering off the wall in certain areas of South Wales turns your snot black in minutes.
Whoever thought of mixing coal dust with the cement should have endured a slow, painful death.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Well, with all that coal dust flying around,
I should imagine they did.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Now you mention it
maybe wearing some sort of mask may have been in order whilst I attacked those walls with a jack hammer.

Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# My grandad died of having lungs full of coal dust
so if you want an example of a slow, painful death you might want to inflict on someone...
(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# My uncle's dad did too
your family may be entitled to some compensation.

/unusually helpful
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Already got it.
Took ten years after he died, mind.
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Eww.
I'm glad I avoid London whenever humanly possible.
(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)