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# After landing on Trafalgar Square
Gorlak spent three quarters of an hour looking for the guy he had to pay £24 to




PS. Nice to be back, haven't posted in a good two month.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I don't understand
although the post does please me somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# i'd assume
congestion charge?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# it's from
Monopoly
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Aha.
Now it's clear.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# blimey thats actually very woo
(though having a large silver sports car in the background would've made it more obvious)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# or maybe
a giant silver hat... with rotating lights..


hmm.. i might get to animating that..
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# That's knackered my chances of getting to bed tonight
I'm going to wait around until you do that, before going to work at 10:30 tomorrow morning.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# hmm
googling a pic of a giant silver hat: 3 hours
messing about with image-ready: 20 minutes
the finished product: timeless

?

well. i'll give it my best shot,its not as if i have a life to hold up or anything
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# right
flash MX, and image ready are both being crap right now, i want to kill my stepbro for playing a game with the most annoying noises in the world (the game has about a 5 phrase speechbank on this level he has been playing for about 2 hours.. and the siren is REALLY pissing me off now...)

so the pic will have to wait

I FOUND A HAT THOUGH!!

just my tweening is messing about =(
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Well, that's just your own fault then.
You heard all the doom-mongering that's going on this week?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Yup.
I'm actively looking for another job anyway.

Love my job, hate the company.

Anyway, I reckon my job's safe.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Yup, me too.
That's the great thing about our employer - always things to go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Mind you
their training budget seems to suggest they can afford to send me on a £4000 course.

Nokia or Marconi? That's a toughie.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Ah, two other companies
tottering on the edge of bankruptcy, training a guy at another company tottering on the edge of bankruptcy...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# The irony
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Hahaha
I was thinking inflated alien parking charges.

But that's very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# we got one of those little rubber aliens stuckto the ceiling
of our maths class room for two years... when it eventually came down it was because a chucked a shoe at it and knocked off a foot square piece of plaster

100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I chucked one at
the ceiling in the school corridor. It's still there after two years...
(Wolfers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# don't throw a shoe at it!
(i had to pay fr the repair as welll... well they sent me a bill anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# An alien landing in London will probably catch some nasty lurgi and die.
It'd be especially bad if he gets a cold, 'cause then he'd have a congestion charge as well.
(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# badum-
ti- on second thoughts.. no.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# london makes
you snot turn black. but, being an alien, he/she might already have black snot.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# It might even
turn its snot green
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Cutting rendering off the wall in certain areas of South Wales turns your snot black in minutes.
Whoever thought of mixing coal dust with the cement should have endured a slow, painful death.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Well, with all that coal dust flying around,
I should imagine they did.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Now you mention it
maybe wearing some sort of mask may have been in order whilst I attacked those walls with a jack hammer.

Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# My grandad died of having lungs full of coal dust
so if you want an example of a slow, painful death you might want to inflict on someone...
(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# My uncle's dad did too
your family may be entitled to some compensation.

/unusually helpful
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Already got it.
Took ten years after he died, mind.
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Eww.
I'm glad I avoid London whenever humanly possible.
(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# arf
have a tenuously related news story
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I like stories like that
helps put my life into perspective when I realise that the nuts that I work with in work aren't actually all that bad after all...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha
that's just far funnier than any of my posts could ever be...
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# This is the thing about foreign people
They're all so amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)