the only problem beingthat this post was the biggest lie he's ever told.
sucker!
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zog why change it now?,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:00,
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similar............at college i greened out in the loos after a heavy lunchtime bong session and was discovered by my form tutor.
He asked me if i had anything i wanted to talk about, and, with remarkable mental dexterity considering my state of mind, i told him i wasn't eating properly and had come over all weak and collapsed.
As i was (and still am) a scrawney so and so, he ate this right up, and i took great care to ensure he never saw me consume anything other than cups of vending machine tea for the rest of the year, a small price to pay for escaping expulsion!
I do feel rather guilty as he often took me to one side and asked me if things were OK whilst handing me leaflets on eating disorders he had obviously gone out of his way to obtain!
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:02,
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He asked me if i had anything i wanted to talk about, and, with remarkable mental dexterity considering my state of mind, i told him i wasn't eating properly and had come over all weak and collapsed.
As i was (and still am) a scrawney so and so, he ate this right up, and i took great care to ensure he never saw me consume anything other than cups of vending machine tea for the rest of the year, a small price to pay for escaping expulsion!
I do feel rather guilty as he often took me to one side and asked me if things were OK whilst handing me leaflets on eating disorders he had obviously gone out of his way to obtain!
Nope.And I'm very glad it isn't. You can get done for dealing with bits of dope over an eighth.
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pxyzyzygy,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:11,
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