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# gingers are great
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Top you all
This isnt very funny... and for this purpose i posted using a "guest" account (guest_account / password) for anyone else who wants to use it!)





I told my girlfriend that i was infertile when she was pregnant (she'd had a drunked one night i wanted to punish her for)

she had an abortion.


(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# He he he he hell for you matey.


On the same note - I've actually had a vasectomy. I never bother telling the gfs that, though. So gf of the time says we must have a serious talk. Sits me down. She's pregnant, she says. Tears in the wee blue eyes.

Oh really, I say. I then played her like a harp for the next while - her professing her unending devotion all the while - before mentioning that she must todger off to whoever her lover was.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# reading earlier messages ....
I don't know if I can admit to this ....
- well create another account and post under that then ....


... Is the pseudo-jaffa GF baiter Sick Boy?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Brilliant.
Oh, that is sparkling stuff.

Excellent.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# You're not
Martin Clunes by any chance, are you?
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Nope.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# oooh, you evil bastard
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# oh my god...
that is horrible. Truly

well done
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)