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This isnt very funny... and for this purpose i posted using a "guest" account (guest_account / password) for anyone else who wants to use it!)
I told my girlfriend that i was infertile when she was pregnant (she'd had a drunked one night i wanted to punish her for)
she had an abortion.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:46,
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I told my girlfriend that i was infertile when she was pregnant (she'd had a drunked one night i wanted to punish her for)
she had an abortion.
He he he he hell for you matey.
On the same note - I've actually had a vasectomy. I never bother telling the gfs that, though. So gf of the time says we must have a serious talk. Sits me down. She's pregnant, she says. Tears in the wee blue eyes.
Oh really, I say. I then played her like a harp for the next while - her professing her unending devotion all the while - before mentioning that she must todger off to whoever her lover was.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:53,
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On the same note - I've actually had a vasectomy. I never bother telling the gfs that, though. So gf of the time says we must have a serious talk. Sits me down. She's pregnant, she says. Tears in the wee blue eyes.
Oh really, I say. I then played her like a harp for the next while - her professing her unending devotion all the while - before mentioning that she must todger off to whoever her lover was.