Ummm......when I was 14 I told my mum I'd hurt my knee falling off my bike.
But I'd actually run a 4 year old kid over who came out of nowhere on a scooter.
But I fixed his scooter and took him home to his mum.
(But I'd actually run a 4 year old kid over who came out of nowhere on a scooter.
But I fixed his scooter and took him home to his mum.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 16:32,
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does it count as lying if they're reaaaaalllly gullible?I used to live in Gloucestershire, but went to school in Monmouth just across the border in Wales. I convinced one of my uni mates that I had to use my passport everyday to get to school and back ...
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 16:39,
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ha ha h ahyou a boys skooler or a girls skooler or the comp
who are you out of interest
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 16:48,
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who are you out of interest
school, ughi went to the comp. hahaha, all the girls at the girls school wore court shoes. hours of entertainment!
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 12:33,
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you're not --big farmer rob, are you? with the big farmer socks?
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Thu 27 Nov 2003, 13:29,
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Once told a mates' girlfriendthe reason those post-curry hot towels cool down so fast is because they're made of the same material the space shuttle heat-shield is made from.
Of course, she told everyone she knew despite the ridicule...
p.s. 1st post 'n that.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 16:39,
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Of course, she told everyone she knew despite the ridicule...
p.s. 1st post 'n that.
Similar Too ThisI was riding my brand new mountain bike whilst waving goodbye to a fit girl i fancied who was going into her house i rode into the back of a parked car, my front wheel buckled and i bruised my balls on the handle bars, i told my parents id been trying to wheely and came down on the kerb cause i didnt want to admit the shame of hitting a parked car.
:)
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Sat 29 Nov 2003, 20:51,
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:)