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# i did school once
them people said i needed help. I aint allowed back
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# so
now you just sit on the porch by the screen door in your rocker with your shotgun across your knee...
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# if any negroes come by
ahm callin' the sherriff
edited to make it a bit more racist

(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# what
it wasn't risque enough before?
(rednc, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# if i had my way
you'd all be sent to the sheriff's...hut
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# indiscriminate of race?
i'm assuming.
(rednc, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# um...yes.
but id still be racist somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# nah
i go burberry hunting.. a true mans sport
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# shoot the critters.
skin them.
make expensive scarves of them.
damn. someone should 'shop that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# i thought a true man's sport was cranberry hunting
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# I finish my school in
3 days! Woo hoo!

Had my university tutor come and watch me teach today. Bastard told me I was a wonderful teacher and then was critical for an hour and 10mins. I got rather defensive unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# i hate student teachers...
they always go through a set drill they must learn.. like saying your a great class even when your hurling insults at them... and wet toilet paper
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# watermelon that
I'm only saying goodbye to two of my classes, the goodones. If I let the others know i'm leaving on friday, i'll lose all credibility with the detentions i've been chucking around. (Plus they're little shits and i'd rather they all suffered thinking I was going to teach them again)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# they wont turn up
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Couldn't care less.
I'm gone in 3 days.
I have only one lesson with a bad class left, and then it's the home stretch!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Get pizza.
Pizza make it better!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# Pizza arrived 1 minute ago.
Mmm pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# are you going to get them to take old newspapers
and recycle them into new, grey paper? i remember doing that with a student teacher. she was also a bit of a catalunian sepratist, if i remember rightly.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# grey paper is great
black pens AND white pens work on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# and all because
they don't let seven year olds loose with bleach!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# last one we had was a geography one
she brought in paper cups full of building sand. that is all
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# I blow stuff up
much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Nope.
I blew stuff up in todays lesson. I'm playing 15 to one with them tomorrow, and we're having fun with chromatography on friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# "fun with chromotography".
hahahahahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# We wrote threatening letters to the kids
then had them work out who sent them.They're only 11, so that was fun for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# hehe we do chromatography on peoples backs
im a good student.. honest
(Cockfosters!, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# every other chemistry class
they blow up a balloon filled with hydrogen.
we never get used to it.
always gets a cheer, though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)