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# do you mind not
mentioning part of my anatomy?

boo. should not have admitted this
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Still
you not bad looking for a ginner and you keep mentioning it all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I'm ginger
and fat
and ugly
yay me!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Stop
fishing for compliments.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I am not!
If I was I'd post a picture of Fabio and say it was me*


*may be a huge lie
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# am i?
sorry for constant ginger referral. i've been like that all my life. it's hard hearing "look at the hair on that!" when you are 1 1/2 years old in a supermarket in cardiff....

thanks Banana *hug*
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Don't hug me
I'll rip your eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# ok
i won't
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# She will as well
Touching her is like prodding a tarantula and dropping it down the front of your pants-

Facking uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# actually
tarantulas aren't that bad. scorpions are the real buggers.
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# having had run ins
with a tarantula but not a scorpion I cannot say.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# scorpions have poison.
i don't think tarantulas do.
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Yup
and nasty little sharp hairs on their abdomen with they will flick with their back legs into your eyes.

Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Your abilities are wondrous
and very worrying... you seen a doctor recently? Any sharp spider bites anywhere? Any "special abilities" been appearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Talking of supermarkets
Got served by a bloke who smelled really badly of sweat in Tesco yesterday.

I wondered why there was no queue at his checkout.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# it's his cunning ploy
how to get away with doing as little work as possible..
(Clockwork, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# !
GGGIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# well watermelon me
i never realised
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)