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# noone can shout more than the 'Reverend' Ian Paisley
the man shouts so much he started his own religion!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:32, archived)
# <insert Brian Blessed comment here>
I'm just drawing a blank at the minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:35, archived)
# does he say anything but 'i'm brian blessed'
and laugh very loudly.

i saw him in a play once, he's suprisingly short.

ooh, and what was that cartoon he voiced about knights called? it's been driving me mad for about half a year, i just can't remember!
(mwybsb, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:39, archived)
# You mean
The Big Knights?
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:41, archived)
# thank you!
i will love you forever now.





you poor thing.
(mwybsb, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Oooh thank you very much
and it's not that I'm sad, I just know how to use Google :)
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:43, archived)
# "Noone"
You said "Noone". I like "noone" as I am convinced that it is not a real word.

[edit: Ian Paisley founded the Church of England?]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:38, archived)
# You reckon he's a reverend of the church of england?
No way.
Got his "priesthood" from some african church he set up I think. And got a "degree" by mail order too. In my opinion - the man is a crook*.

*may contain traces of truth - may not - so don't even think about a lawsuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Oh my good God.
The man has a website. Cunt. www.ianpaisley.org/

Edit: FFS! "Readers who have chuckled over the exploits of Jesuit Father Brune and the Vatican time machine (BCN 19 September) might be interested to discover how this heady mixture of sophisticated science and black arts rose within the Society of Jesus." Well, we've all had a damn good chuckle over that, haven't we. Good old Father Brune and the Vatican time machine, alwasy worth a laugh.

www.ianpaisley.org/toc.asp?loc=rome
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Check this out.
Quite an eye-opener
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Ooh, educational.
I hear that he's an excellent preacher, though (according to a documentary on preacher, I once heard).

Bit of a nob, mind.

Ha! Libel, indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:48, archived)