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# Another swearing keyboard
With the ability to swear musically, good fun.

www.gimpchimp.com/swf/turretaphone1.0a.swf

Apologies if this has already been seen ... but be gentle, this is my first posting to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Ironz, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 8:44, archived)
# yep it's been already done...
... cause it was co-made by the same chap who co-made the buffy one.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 8:45, archived)
# :( Ah well
I like to curse lyrically.
(I helped save b3ta! Ironz, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 8:57, archived)
# I like to swear like a beat box
C of cunt = bass drum
FFF of fuck = snare
bollocks = high hat

"cunt bollocks fuck fuck,
cunt bollocks fuck"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:06, archived)
# cunt cunt fuck! cunt cunt fuck!
What famous drum beat is this?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:21, archived)
# is it
another one bites the dust?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:31, archived)
# We will rock you
How about
Cunt Fuck C'Cunt cunt fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Sunday bloody sunday?
btw: you were right about we will rock you.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Probably so
but I was specifically thinking of 'Walk this way' by Run DMC & Aerosmith
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:38, archived)
# "Walk this Way"
By Aerosmith.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:37, archived)
# You can swearbox
Like a true champion
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:42, archived)
# It's "We will Rock You"
By Queen, of course.


By the way, if you use brushes on the hi-hat, does it become "shitty-shitty"?

(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:34, archived)
# cunty cunt cunty cunt cunty cunt cunt
cunty cunt cunty cunt cunty cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)
# That's the problem with contemporary music...
...Too many Cunts are involved.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)