'Ning yerself.Mmm. Tea is God's way of saying he loves us.
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pxyzyzygy,
Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:22,
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If you like Teapersonally I hate the stuff!
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King Ralph is drunk,
Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:31,
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Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!Bovril is made from shoe polish *100% of FACT*
( pxyzyzygy,
Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:37,
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I like to think it'sboiled cow hide.
Like those chew toys that dogs have.
(Like those chew toys that dogs have.
Banana,
Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:42,
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Yes!They certainly smell the same. Dogs lick their arses to get rid of the taste*.
* this joke nicked from red dwarf. the hummus runs low this morning.
(* this joke nicked from red dwarf. the hummus runs low this morning.
pxyzyzygy,
Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:45,
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Polaroid head!:D
What's going on with this bronchitis then?
(What's going on with this bronchitis then?
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:59,
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Oooh, I love it.I went to a tea factory in Sri Lanka a few years ago, and the heavy smell of semi fermented tea leaves before they went into the drying machines gave me a woody. I have 7 different types in my cupboard. Tea, not woodies.
( pxyzyzygy,
Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:35,
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Can I just point out, by the way,that sarcasm, whilst being the lowest form of wit, is the only way I have of dealing with religious junk mail, what with not being up early enough to catch the fuckers. Though I may scan it in, change the words 'Christ' to 'H. Christ', 'Christian' to 'gullible fool' and 'love' to 'perversion', and send it back. Or something.
( pxyzyzygy,
Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:34,
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