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# That copy is famous.
It must have been shopped a thousand times.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:04, archived)
# i used to know a girl
who'd been in Razzle, and used it as her chat-up line.
she looked a bit like a cross between grotbags and tray from the fat slags
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:05, archived)
# phwooar
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:06, archived)
# she wanted my
old housemate to take her up the wrong 'un because he had a notoriously small penis.
She put her hand down his trousers, copped a feel and said "it's true what they say about you, isn't it". He, naturally, felt rather flattered by this, and we didn't have the heart to tell him what it really meant.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:11, archived)
# A (male) colleague of mine appeared in it once
he nearly got the sack for it too... the company execs had a meeting where they all sat round looking at the pics.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:07, archived)
# What was he doing in it?


Actually, I don't want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:07, archived)
# He was merely posing in his boxers
with a pair of naked lovelies.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:08, archived)
# some people
get all the chances...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:10, archived)
# His friend is a photographer
so he gets to help out at shoots whenever he wants. the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:10, archived)
# I wonder how much
'helping' he actually does.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:14, archived)
# A pervert in denim
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:09, archived)