
It must have been shopped a thousand times.
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:04,
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who'd been in Razzle, and used it as her chat-up line.
she looked a bit like a cross between grotbags and tray from the fat slags
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:05,
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she looked a bit like a cross between grotbags and tray from the fat slags

old housemate to take her up the wrong 'un because he had a notoriously small penis.
She put her hand down his trousers, copped a feel and said "it's true what they say about you, isn't it". He, naturally, felt rather flattered by this, and we didn't have the heart to tell him what it really meant.
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:11,
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She put her hand down his trousers, copped a feel and said "it's true what they say about you, isn't it". He, naturally, felt rather flattered by this, and we didn't have the heart to tell him what it really meant.

he nearly got the sack for it too... the company execs had a meeting where they all sat round looking at the pics.
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:07,
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with a pair of naked lovelies.
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:08,
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so he gets to help out at shoots whenever he wants. the bastard.
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:10,
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and thinking
'Pah! Sickboy and his wank mag fetish!'
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 12:05,
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'Pah! Sickboy and his wank mag fetish!'