if you insist....A man went into a pet shop to complain about the hamster he had
bought. "It was useless" he said. "It didn't do any tricks and died
after two days. So I decided to make jam from it but the jam tasted
really foul! So I threw the jam onto the rubbish dump in the back
garden. Next day, the rubbish dump was covered in tulips."
"Didn't you know" said the shop assistant "that you always get
tulips from hamster jam?"
(bought. "It was useless" he said. "It didn't do any tricks and died
after two days. So I decided to make jam from it but the jam tasted
really foul! So I threw the jam onto the rubbish dump in the back
garden. Next day, the rubbish dump was covered in tulips."
"Didn't you know" said the shop assistant "that you always get
tulips from hamster jam?"
sick_boy,
Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:07,
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OOOOOOFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Like a punch to the stomach
( Banana,
Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:09,
archived)