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# another one for the old (christmas) jokes home
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# classic,
WOO!

/edit: Threadjack!

Say, for instance, the Devil were to appear on earth in the form of a sheep.
What colour would he be?

Just to show this question has some relevance

Sheep
(Errol, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# white.
if he was in disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# violent violet
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# PURPLE WITH YELLOW SPOTS
(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# he must be pretty old and decrepid by now
so im thinking grey with brown liver spots...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# You want an eggshell blue or a minty buff, you do
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# A minty buff?
Mmm, fresh. That'll be a case for cuntymints!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# you cant go wrong...
with some red and black
(Javan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I thought that
too. But look at this:

Sheep!

It hurts my eyes

/edit: Damn and blast! I've fallen off the page
(Errol, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# No No No No
It goes like:

DV: I know what you are getting for christmas
Luke: How?
DV: I felt your presence...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)